RunPee – The Best Times To Pee During A Movie July 8, 2009
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour, Websites , add a commentI found this fun website today which solves my complaint about cinemas not offering toilet breaks despite the fact that the drinks they sell to you are usually huge and movies seem to be getting longer over time.
RunPee is a database of current movies with a listing of when in the movie you’d be best running to the toilet without missing anything important.
RunPee also tells you what you’ll have missed too and also if there’s anything displayed after the final credits roll.
Real-Life SuperHeroes May 4, 2009
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I’ve scanned the internet for years, convinced that in America there must be some people who dress up in superhero costumes and try to solve crime.
It turns out I was right as this newspaper article details.
Buy This Apartment – Get A Free Blow Job March 30, 2009
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour, Thailand , add a commentPerhaps the credit crisis is also hitting Thailand too as this advert below might suggest.
2.9 million baht is a pretty high price for what she’s selling so perhaps the extra service might be a deal-breaker.
I doubt it’ll be snapped up by any newlyweds though.
Tik’s Morning Tattoo March 23, 2009
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , add a commentThe perils of falling asleep on your stomach!
Some More Tinglish March 3, 2009
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , add a commentA sign in Barry’s apartment from a Thai translation company.
This doesn’t inspire me with confidence.
An Open Letter To Barry March 3, 2009
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour, Friends , 1 comment so farDear Barry,
You’re a single 30-year old western male in Bangkok. You live alone, you’ve recently upgraded your apartment to something much nicer than before.
Why Barry is there a pink stuffed doll in your bed?
Best wishes,
Martin
A Great Website for Professional Eaters July 21, 2006
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour, Websites , add a commentI found this website today and was so impressed with the style it was written in that I decided to mention it here.
This very humorous website detailing all the hideous foods Steve (the blogger) is about to eat.
Not only that but the writer has many more articles which I’m really excited to tell you about ..
Visit the main website here to see similar articles this great man has written.
The World’s Most Expensive Novel! April 11, 2006
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , add a commentHere is a link to a website which I have immense respect for. The site is by a new writer who has completed his first fantasy novel but has yet to get a publishing deal. For the princely sum of $500 you effectively buy a share into he authors future earnings and get your name or message printed on one page of his final release. Should the author get his publishing deal and make it as an author the ‘shareholders’ will be entitled to a share of all future earnings to an upper limit of $5,000 per person.
The author has already taken a lot of initiatives in serializing his book as a free podcast, which can be downloaded and listened to for free. Whether Paul Storey makes it to the big time or not I don’t doubt for a minute that he is a creative seed about to bloom. I’ve put down my $100 deposit already, not so much as an investment but as a way of rewarding such creativity and initiative.
Click Here to Visit the Website
WARNING: Never Shave Your Ass! January 29, 2006
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , add a commentThis important message is one of the funniest articles I’ve ever read. Click here to learn more about human physiology than 4 years at medical school can ever teach you
Still a few teething problems with my Thai January 13, 2006
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour, Thailand , 2commentsVisiting a Thai Jewellers …
ME – Hello
SALES GIRL – Hello
ME – Do you have any beautiful sausages?
SALES GIRL – (blank look) What???, Why?
ME – I want to buy a present for my girlfriend. It’s her birthday this weekend.
SALES GIRL – (blank look, panic, confusion)
NOW I know the difference between a sausage (cyclor) and a necklace (soyclor). I won’t be making that mistake again.
Lost! December 30, 2005
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , add a commentTik and I have completed all 25 episodes of Lost! in about a week!
For somebody who does not really enjoy watching TV this was quite unprecedented and we used every second of free time to get another episode or two in. It’s refreshing to look forward to watching something which doesn’t necessitate 3 hours of my time at once.
My only regret is that now we’ve watched it we have probably 6 months to get to see series 2. I’ve begun downloading episodes 1-4 via BitTorrent so, if all goes as slowly as it tends to, I’ll get to view them in about 2 more weeks.
How to Buy a Mansion in Hell October 19, 2005
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour, Education , 5commentsGemology + Marketing = Fast Track to Hell
I am not ashamed to admit that the notion of heaven scares me. Would I be obliged to pray every day should I go there? Would I be forced to keep company with priests, monks and nuns? What happens if I’ve been widowed and remarried? How would I share my time with my first and my second wife? Would it be ok to sleep in between them both? Would I be able to replace my inflatable dolls? Would I end up with too much free time because my internet worked properly and Windows never crashed?
Sexual Discrimination September 21, 2005
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- Thanks go to Joseph for this great cartoon.
One of my Favourite Blog Sites September 18, 2005
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , add a commentIf you enjoy reading really fun, inspiring and creative personal blog sites then I highly recommend Marn’s Big Adventure.
I’ve been following the life of Marn, an elderly overweight lady with the most wonderful love of life and energy that I’m sure you’ll appreciate her writings too.
Sleepless night May 23, 2005
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , add a commentHas time just been frozen? It’s not easy to tell,
Have I got into heaven? Am I living in hell.
I’m solving my problems, I’m creating great stuff
Yet my body’s in tatters and it’s making life tough.
Time is an asset when there’s things still to do,
But at three in the morning it’s of no help to you.
Time is still waiting; I know that it’s there,
But it refuses to move, it refuses to care.
I’m too tired to eat properly; I’ve got lazy to drink,
I just threw my old lenses, by mistake, down the sink.
My brain won’t stop working, and it’s making me stressed,
I don’t want to write poems, I just want to get rest.
